Why wouldn't you hit me doing 80?

This story is fresh just happened today, and it was so strange I just had to post it!

So I woke up this morning after just missing the ending to another great dream (don't you hate it when that happens) and tried to roll out of bed only to remember that I'm trapped by a bug net (I now know how a fish feels) after coming to my senses and accepting my fate of having to get up, I looked at my watch and realized I had slept in. So I did what anyone else would do, threw on the closest thing that was clean, cleaned my face and brushed my teeth in record time and get on my bike and away I flew.

Now as I was getting to the main road, I noticed a man just waiting on the side of the street, I assumed he was waiting for the bus, so I started to turn, and he jumps out in front of me, I moved, he moved, I moved again, he moved again. By this time I was getting a little miffed, so I shut off my bike and just waited, at this point he got on the ground and laid there, he then saw the cars coming behind me and got up, said some words that I can only assume where not "good morning how are you" and then politely gave me the finger before walking off. I then finished my trip and got to Starehe.

When I got to Starehe I learned that a few people make this a full time job, throwing themselfs infront of oncoming traffic if the person looks rich. Me being white here everyone thinks I am, so needless to say I couldn't help but laugh at how backwards the whole thing seemed, back home someone would yell and give you the bird if you hit them, here its only if you miss them that they get angry. So now I'm just hoping a lot of people stay mad at me here.